GAY ??

on







BEBERAPA HARI SELEPAS ITU...





Uncle : hakhakhak... aku suruh dia tanya mak bapak dia, malas aku nak layan... hakhakhakhak.

Kawan : Alaaa... budak-budak sekarang memang kecik-kecik lagi dah tau macam-macam. Kalau aku memang aku jawab direct je. Lama-lama dia tau gak, baik ko bagitau sekarang...

Uncle : laaa.. anak buah aku tu sekolah rendah lagi tu... sunat pun belum... malas aku nak cakap mende-mende camtu....

Kawan : Eleh... kalu aku jadi ko aku bagitau terus terang-terang... siap betul-betul terperinci biar dia bayangkan sendiri... aku akan cakap....







Maka beliau pun menceritakan segalanya dengan penuh terperinci dan detail. Siap guna botol dan pen sebagai alat bantuan mengajar.... Tak lama lepas itu......













Moral of the story : Sesetengah benda itu kita paham-paham sendiri sudeh.. tak perlulah cerita secara detail dan amat-amat terperinci.... ye dak ?








***** THE END *****

Comments

  1. zatul_yayahMay 22, 2012 at 9:26 PM

    anak sedara saya tanya lesbian tu apa...errkk?!
    Xtw nk jwb ape! >,<''

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:34 PM

      herk !! kalu aku dah lari x cukup tanah... huehuehue... entah ah... bebudak skrg terlampau maju sgt... huhuhuhu

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  2. Eera SheraMay 22, 2012 at 9:29 PM

    bdk2 skrg dah advance..mende2 mcm tu dorg tau aje. semua ni salah tv. err tp sy x la sy bdk baik..sy dr kecik smpi bsr tgk katun je :p

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:35 PM

      hakhakhakhak... ak ah... pengaruh tv... kdg2 kwn2 dok ejek.. tu yg dorang tau perkatan2 pelik tu... huhuhuhu...

      eleh... aku sampai ke tua tgk katun... hmmm.. baikkan aku neh... huehuehuehuehuehue

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  3. Hanamiko SakuraMay 22, 2012 at 9:32 PM

    err, saya dah mula geli geleman serta kekejangan satu badan.. uwekss serta muntah berwarna warni...

    err... geli kot..

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:36 PM

      hakhakhakhak.. geli... mmg geli... huhuhuhuhu...
      hmmmm... jgn bayangkan... bley muntah... huehuehuheuhuehue

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  4. Izyan BalqisMay 22, 2012 at 9:35 PM

    tu seb baek muntah, kang tetiba masing2....eh?

    uncle straight kan....mane bley mnat lelaki~ haha!

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:37 PM

      hakhakhakhakhak... hmmm.. owh tidak... x dpt ku bayangkan... owh no...wakakaakkaka...

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  5. Minda MenarikMay 22, 2012 at 9:38 PM

    *same terbuweeekkkkkkk!!

    budak zaman sekarang lagi expert . kecik2 dah tahu perkataan tu . pengaroh3 . TT_TT

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:37 PM

      hakhakhak... ak ah... tah belajo dari mana pon tak tau... huhuhuuhu...
      risau kengkadang.. huehuehuehuehue

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    2. Minda MenarikMay 23, 2012 at 12:14 AM

      surat khabar (media massa) mungkin . aishh

      #yg gambar mase 2-2 tu tengah pandang 'macam' comel la . hohoho

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    3. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 12:56 AM

      hakhakhakahk.. ak ah... entahlah..dari mana anak buah aku tu tau... huhuhu..

      hakhakhak... hmmmm.. comel plak.. apa yg ko bayangkan plak nih... hakhakhak.. siyut je...

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    4. Minda MenarikMay 23, 2012 at 10:46 PM

      entahla tetibe tengok pic tu macam comel plak bile 2-2 baru tersedar ape yg diaorang cakap kan tu . haa

      plus , header pakcik tu comel gile !!!!!!! bila bertandang kt sini rase tenang je nampak warne biru . aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D

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    5. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 3:23 AM

      hakhakhak... time kasih kata i comel.... thanks ya... dah tua2 camni pun ada gak yg kata i ni comel... terharu... hueheuheuheu..

      huhuhu... thanks beb... x dpt tido.. godek2 blog le jwbnya... huhuhhu

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    6. Minda MenarikMay 24, 2012 at 6:18 PM

      ntah ntah anak buah pakcik tu tahu word GAY tu daripada kengkawan dia kot . haaaaaaale

      yela yela pakcik comel . (tangan ke bahu, mata ke atas)

      kat mane pakcik dapat header bangunan tu? . memang comel sangat! macam budak kecik .

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    7. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 6:23 PM

      hikhikhik... hmmm.... comel gak i ni... huhuhu (tgn ke atas, mata kedepan pastu lari lintang pukang sambil jerit2)

      yeahhhooooooo.... huehuehuehuehue..

      amik kat pixton. website buat katun online percuma... huehuehuehuehuehue

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    8. Minda MenarikMay 24, 2012 at 7:03 PM

      ye ye . dah , enough pasal comel tu :P

      aaaaaaaaaa . pixton tu ape ?

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    9. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 9:44 PM

      hakahkahkahk..... ye la.. ye la.... ok... ok...xnak ckp pasal comel lagik.... huhuhuhuhu...

      web buat katun... cer ar tgk... gugel2 je pixton... huhuuhu

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    10. Minda MenarikMay 24, 2012 at 10:55 PM

      pixton for school , pixton for fun , pixton for business . komik2 je yg ade . tak faham .....

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    11. ankeljonniMay 25, 2012 at 12:20 PM

      hakhakhak... kena daftar baru bley create comic...

      alaaa... di siap ada semua karakter, bekgraun seemua... kita cuma amik cantum2 boh dialog... tu je... huhuhuhuhuhu

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  6. Cik PenaMay 22, 2012 at 9:39 PM

    bluwekkkk...hahahahhahahaha...adoi hai macam-macam...huhuhu

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:38 PM

      mmg mcm2... huehuehuehuehue... layankan aje ye... huhuhuhu

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  7. ApaiMay 22, 2012 at 9:46 PM

    i'm in that kind of process learning how to be simple & not being too detail all the way bro jonni..huhu

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:38 PM

      owh yes... yes... yes... of kos owh yes...

      benda2 x elok x payah tau secara detail... kan ? huehuehuehuehu

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    2. ApaiMay 23, 2012 at 8:18 PM

      setuju bro...

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    3. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 3:21 AM

      yes !! setuju juga... 10 markah utk anda... hueheuheuehue

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  8. AnonymousMay 22, 2012 at 9:53 PM

    habis tuh mcm mane kawan abg joni ley taw mcm2??? adakah?? hahahaha

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:39 PM

      owh man... hmmmm... nanti aku tanya... kahkahkahkahkahkahkah

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  9. nurmisnanMay 22, 2012 at 9:59 PM

    har3... memang tak senonoh ler wak tuh.. apa ke
    ceta ngarut.. tak pasal2 muntah masin.. wekkkk..

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:40 PM

      hakhakhakhak.... tah la... eleh.... ingat wak tu terer sgt ke...
      bebudak skrg lagi terer tau... kehkehkehkehkeh

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  10. epalejauMay 22, 2012 at 10:05 PM

    errr.. tanak bayangkan.. tanak bayangkan..
    errr.. uweekkkk!!

    ni uncle jonni punya pasal la ni!!

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:40 PM

      bayangkan... bayangkan... epal ijau... letak tgn kat dagu.. p[astu...
      bayangkan... bayangkannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... huehuehuehueueuheu

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  11. stickynoteMay 22, 2012 at 10:05 PM

    bdk2 skrg soalan mmg tekedu kita nk jwb kdg2..tp tu la bukan semua benda kena jwb detail kot..kena tapis jugak..klu tak jadik cam kat atas la muntah hijau haahahaha

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:42 PM

      hakhakhak... semua benda kena tapis... lagi2 ngan bebudak.... kan ?
      tu lah bebudak skrg mmg terdedah ngan mcm2 ler... huhuhuhu... risau..

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  12. UnknownMay 22, 2012 at 10:06 PM

    oh uncle joni.. ur fren do have dark blue and bright yellow brain..-_-" never tell ur nephew what that stupid gay thing is..

    ops tlebih sudah english kak kiah..XP
    maaf uncle jonni.. u rock!

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:44 PM

      hakhakhak... yes... yes of kos.... yes... benda2 camni x patut bagitau kat bebudak huhuhu.. betul tu...

      rock ? i dangdut ler...... maklumlah.. dah tua... kakakkakakka

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  13. SyamiraMay 22, 2012 at 10:09 PM

    GAY? waa fobia dgn prkataan tu. .
    teringat kisah silam. .hee

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:45 PM

      hah ? kisah silam ?

      syamira... citer ar... citer ar... citer ar...
      syamiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa citer laaaaaaaaaaaaa....
      huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

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    2. SyamiraMay 22, 2012 at 11:40 PM

      haha, dulu sye pena minat dkt sorg mamat ni, mke die sme mcm justin bieber. .hee
      ada 1 ari tu terbace komen die gan kawan die di FB, ade unsur2 tu. .
      mulai saat tu sye trus fobia dgn prkataan GAY tu. .hehe

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    3. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 12:58 AM

      hakhakhak... ye ke ? alamak !! huhuhu.. ooooo... melepaslah ko ah.. huhuhu.

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  14. AnonymousMay 22, 2012 at 10:40 PM

    ieewwwwwww.....

    apa tu gay ek? @.@ sy xtau.. hohohoho

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:52 PM

      gay itu adalah sejenis siput...
      huehuehuehueue....

      ko ieewwww.. aku bluwekkkkkkkkkkk !! kehkehkehkehkeh

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    2. AnonymousMay 22, 2012 at 10:57 PM

      ko jangan uncle.. ko jawab siput, nnt tetiba ada budak kecik tnya aku soalan sma mcm ko, aku jawab siput jugak kang..

      aku cakap pakcik jonni punya jawapan.. hohohoho

      nak muntah tak mampu sebab aku tak tau apa yg ko ngan kawan ko imagine kan.. aku kan budak suci. muahahahaha

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    3. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 11:04 PM

      hakhakhakhak... alaaaaaaaaa... ckp je siput... paling2 dia balik dia ckp kat mak dia.... mak, esok buat masak lemak siput gay ye... kehkehkehkhe....

      hakhakhak... ye ar... tapi apapun... sila cuci balik muntah anda ye... kasi berkilat lantai ye... huehuehuehuehuheuhue

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    4. AnonymousMay 23, 2012 at 9:02 PM

      iieeewww.. siput gay?? memang gay betul lah ko ni..
      silap hari bulan budak tu pulak kna pelangkung ngn mak dia.. hohoho

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    5. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 3:20 AM

      hakhakhakahk.... asyik2 siput sedut... sesekali masak ah siput gay... hueheuheuheu..

      hmmm.. tu pon kalu mak dia tak pengsan.... kalu pengsan ? hmmmm... hueheuheuheu

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  15. Dba DealovaMay 22, 2012 at 10:49 PM

    budak budak zaman sekarang memang advanced terlebih sangat.uncle suruh je anak sedare uncle tanya cikgu kat sekolah dia.konfem gempakk satu kelas.tergagap gagap cikgu dia nak jawab.hehe...

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:54 PM

      hakhakhakhak... kesian ah kat cikgu tu nanti... stress kang dia.... hakhakhakhak... tu ar... bebudak skrg mmg maju... aku kecik2... mancing je tau... kakakakkaka

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  16. Tropical Ice CreamMay 22, 2012 at 10:51 PM

    selalu nampak bangla ja jalan pengang2 tgn yang buleh diklasifikasikan sebagai gay nih .ouh geli geli haha

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:55 PM

      ak ah... pelik kan ? kita tgk pompuan jln pegang2 tgn ok je...
      tapi kalu tgk laki pegang2 tgn... rasa nak tendang je... kehkehkehkehkeh

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  17. blog-tips-kurusMay 22, 2012 at 10:54 PM

    hhhmmm... elok buat soalan dalam interview ni. ;)

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    1. ankeljonniMay 22, 2012 at 10:56 PM

      jgn... baik jgn..... nanti aku jwb detail.......

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  18. Mek OnieMay 22, 2012 at 11:26 PM

    homaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !hahaha...... berat nanang la kawan kau,haha

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 12:59 AM

      hakhakhak.. alaaa.. sembang2 sama member camtu lah... huhuhu..
      mula sonok gelak2.. pastu lama2 jd geli... kahkahkahkah

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    2. Mek OnieMay 24, 2012 at 11:07 PM

      laki mang!hahaa

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    3. ankeljonniMay 25, 2012 at 12:21 PM

      hakhakhak... elehhhh.. pompuan pon sama je.. kan? kan? kan? huhuhu

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    4. Mek OnieMay 25, 2012 at 10:28 PM

      pompuan takkkkk,dia gosip benda len,ahak!

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    5. ankeljonniMay 26, 2012 at 1:48 AM

      hakhakhak... sama je la kan... gosip mosip... huhuhuhu

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    6. Mek OnieJune 3, 2012 at 12:24 AM

      pon sama la,hahaha.... wei.... tukar header...pahal macam suram je tatau header kau ni,haha

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    7. ankeljonniJune 3, 2012 at 5:30 PM

      hakhakhak... aku inginkan ketenangan... tu yg kaler jadik ijau dan header jadik camtu... huehuehuehuehuehue

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  19. Cik TeN10May 22, 2012 at 11:35 PM

    Hahahaha.. Betul tu..

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 1:00 AM

      hakhakhak... ye dak ? benda2 camni tak yah ckp detail2 kan ? geli ah... huhuhu

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  20. Camy AlyaMay 23, 2012 at 12:11 AM

    hahaha. lawak tol lahh.


    kawan ko pulak yang beriye imagine. hahahahaha :D

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 1:01 AM

      hakhakhak... alaaa.. biasak ah sembang2.. kalu x mengarut mmg x best.. huhuhu..

      ye ler... kalu dah citer siap ada alatan bantuan mengajar mau x terbayang... huhuhuhu

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    2. Camy AlyaMay 25, 2012 at 12:33 AM

      hahaha. lawak ah. blog ko makin cantik pak jonn.

      aku pun dah jatuh ranking perenang terpantans. sobss :'(

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    3. ankeljonniMay 25, 2012 at 12:23 PM

      hakhakhak.. aku main bantai je edit2 blog.... x bley tido hari tu... huhuhuhu..

      huhuhu... ranking tu gila sbnrnya... x konsisten... ada yg ilang terus walau selalu komen... huhuhuhu.. x paham aku..

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  21. faizal mohdMay 23, 2012 at 12:43 AM

    gay ialah seekor siput peliharaan spongebob. Dulu namanya GARY tapi kerana dek ke-komersialan, beliau menukar nama kepada GAY. boleh tak paksu jonni? haha

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 1:02 AM

      hakhakhak.. betul tu... bijak.. bijak... yep !!betul tu..

      gay adalah sejenis siput... huhuhuhu

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    2. UnknownMay 23, 2012 at 11:32 AM

      maksudnya Gary si siput spongebob tu gay la jugak? hahahaah.... mcam tu faizal?

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    3. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 9:42 PM

      hakahkahk... mebi... mebi la kot... huhuhuhuhu

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  22. UnknownMay 23, 2012 at 1:36 AM

    adoiii..pyh2 budak2 skg nih.
    xstudent TH hri buat cikgu2 pening sebab bergayut kat kipas..(-_-!!)

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:15 AM

      hakhakhakahk... bergayut kat kipas ?? adoyai... huhuhuhuhu....
      sabar je ah melayan karenah bebudak ye dak ? huhuhuhuhhu

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    2. UnknownMay 23, 2012 at 10:34 PM

      a ah..sakit kepala cikgu dk pk cne la nk buat.nakal.
      budak2 skg ni terlebih maju

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    3. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 3:18 AM

      hakhakhak... siap panjat kipas tu yg x tahan... huhuhu...
      ak ah... maklumlah teknologi dah canggih gila... bebudak pun cepat ah tau benda2 ni semua... huhuhuhuhu

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  23. Cik Jelly ChanMay 23, 2012 at 4:18 AM

    wargh...tetiba rasa nak termuntah jugakk...jangan bayangkan..jangan bayangkan..haha

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:14 AM

      hakhakhak... bayangkan... bayangkan cjc... bayangkan.. huehuehuehuehue

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  24. itu.akuMay 23, 2012 at 8:06 AM

    bgtahu ja, hubungan yg dilarang Allah...huhu

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:41 PM

      huhuhu.. betul... betul... huhuhu..
      tapi biasak ah... aku mmg bab nak mengajar bebudak ni mmg x pandai... kalu ajar buat meriam itu mmg aku terer..

      huehueuehueuehue

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    2. itu.akuMay 24, 2012 at 8:00 AM

      hehehe...fuyoooo pndai ah uncle wat meriam...kih3..pasni ajar aku rr..

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    3. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 6:24 PM

      hakhakhak... boleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
      kelas hari ahad... 1 jam 50 hengget ... karbaid beli sendiri ya?
      kehkehkehkehkeh

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    4. itu.akuMay 25, 2012 at 9:51 AM

      pree ahh..brkira tol...huhuu

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    5. ankeljonniMay 25, 2012 at 12:24 PM

      kalu pree... bila aku nak kaya... huehuehuehuehue

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    6. itu.akuMay 26, 2012 at 11:46 PM

      tak yah r kaya...kih3

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    7. ankeljonniMay 27, 2012 at 12:41 AM

      kalu x kaya camne aku nak kawen.... kakakakkakaka

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    8. itu.akuMay 27, 2012 at 2:45 PM

      huhuhu...mcm tu plak....alaa x yah kaya kalau nk kawen tp kene berkemampuan..hehehe

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    9. ankeljonniMay 27, 2012 at 11:38 PM

      hakhakhak... aku sbnrnya mmg seorang yg kaya... kaya ngan kasih sayang... amacam? boley dak? kehkehkehkehkeh

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    10. itu.akuMay 28, 2012 at 7:59 AM

      kehkehkeh....boleh ah tu...kire kaya la gak kan...

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    11. ankeljonniMay 28, 2012 at 10:43 PM

      hakhakhakhak... ada lagi satu beb... aku kaya ngan loyar buruk... boleh tak?
      huehuehuehuheuheuheuehue

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  25. CikLily12May 23, 2012 at 8:28 AM

    rosak otak pepagi. menyesal baca ! hahaha =))

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:42 PM

      hakhakhakhak... tau xpe... hmmm... aku pon menyesal gak... menyesal membayangkannya... huehuehuehuehue

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    2. CikLily12May 24, 2012 at 11:44 AM

      eleh...menyesal ke suka ? hahaha...lari lari..uncle gay =))

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      hakahkahkahk... siyut... gay dikatanya aku nih... hueuehuehue..

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  26. HeNRieTTa JoSeMay 23, 2012 at 8:53 AM

    uiks....malu....tutup muka.....

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:43 PM

      huhuhuhu... aku... aku... aku pun malu.... hikhikhik
      (sambil nyorok belakang pokok) kehkehkehkehkeh

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  27. Mawardi yunusMay 23, 2012 at 8:56 AM

    ahahhhaha siap ada bantuan mengajar lagi kah kah kah

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:44 PM

      hakhakhakhak... itu sudah pasti... barulah efektif pembelajaran... kehkehkehkehkeh

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    2. Mawardi yunusMay 24, 2012 at 8:49 PM

      cer tanya member bro. macamana dia leh tau sekian sekian. muskill tol ahhahaahahaa

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    3. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 9:41 PM

      hakahkahk... ontah ah... malas nak tanya... kang tak pasai2 melekat aku kat dindin... huhuuhu

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  28. cotton candyMay 23, 2012 at 9:00 AM

    betul 2..x yah duk detail sgt le nk terangkan..fhm2 sudah..haha

    anyway cantik header baru pkck..hehe...

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:45 PM

      hakhakhak... tu la pasal.. alaa.. tp sbnrnya masa bercerita tu gelak2 je sbnrnya... gurauan... huhuhuhu..

      huhuhu... thanks beb... huhuhu

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  29. Jari Jemari Si GileMay 23, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...!!
    nak gelak jek...

    **laman baru yg cantikk...
    very the bandar.. :p

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:46 PM

      hakhakhakhak... gelak lerrrrr...

      thanks beb.. huhu... saja tukar selera.. huhu..
      yes very the bandar... dah selalu2 very the kampung so tukar la... huehuehuehuehuehue

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  30. Fathiyah SelamatMay 23, 2012 at 10:19 AM

    Yang kau pegi bayangkan buat hape.. paham2 suda.... tp memang geli dowh kalau bayangkan... aku pun akan jd cm kau jugak kalau kawan wanita aku cite psl lesbian.... euwwwww!!!

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:48 PM

      hakhakhakhak... kan ? sebabnya sembang sesama laki, mmg org ckp gurauan je, sembang gelak2... tapi tetap geli bila part detail2 tu... kakakakkaka...

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  31. eitaMay 23, 2012 at 11:00 AM

    tu lah sapa suh gi bayang kan...
    nak besen tak?..

    waaaa.....gaji dah naik..
    siap wat umah batu lagi...
    ada bilik kosong tak untk di sewa?...
    :P

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:50 PM

      hakhakhak... dah terrrrrrrrrrrrr bayangkan la beb... huhuhhu..
      besen ? mana cukup besen... kena bekas lagik besau tau... huhuhuhu..

      hakhakhak... alaaaa... menyewa je beb... mana mampu nak buat umah batu.... hmmm.. umah yg kaler purple tu kosong.. bley sewa eita... nanti kita berjiran.. aku dok umah kaler ijau tepi tu...

      kehkehkehkehkeh

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    2. eitaMay 23, 2012 at 8:50 PM

      nanti aku cari tong drum untuk kau ye...

      waaa...aku berjiran dengan kau...
      hari2 leh lah aku menyakat kau...
      hahahahhaha....
      kena bayar deposit dulu ke...
      ke aku terus masuk ikut suke tok nenek aku je ni...

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    3. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 3:17 AM

      tak cukup tu... x cukup... huehuehuehue...

      hakhakahk... alamak !!... kene boh pagar letrik nampaknya... huehuehuehue..

      masuk je... x yah deposit... cuma kene potong rumput umah tuan rumah... huehuehuehueheu

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    4. eitaMay 24, 2012 at 8:11 AM

      tok..tok..tok...
      ada orang tak nak..
      nak pijam garam....
      hahahhaha......

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    5. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 6:26 PM

      (bukak pintu)
      owh.... garam ye eita... saya pon selalu mintak kat umah kak jenab... umah tengah kaler kelabu tu...

      huehuehuehuehuehuehue

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    6. eitaMay 24, 2012 at 10:54 PM

      dah kena u turn balik ni....

      kau ni garam pun tak beli...
      apa lah....
      :P

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    7. ankeljonniMay 25, 2012 at 12:25 PM

      hakhakhak... aku tong gas pon xde... nak beli2 garam buat hapa... huehuehuehuehuehue

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  32. Fazleyatul AiniMay 23, 2012 at 11:03 AM

    budak2 skrg ni macam2 dak tahu nya kan
    kita nak explain pon serba salah

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:51 PM

      hakhakhakhak... biasak ah... mcm2 bley tau skrg... tak bley buat apa dah.. layan jer... huhuhuuhu...

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  33. AujinzMay 23, 2012 at 11:15 AM

    kenape?.. kenape?.. why?.. *muntah*

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:52 PM

      oi... oi... oi... alaaaaaaa... habislah lantai umah aku nih... haaa.. pi lap... amik mop cepat... cepattttttttt !!!

      kehkehkehkehkehkeh

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  34. UnknownMay 23, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    nasib la aku dah dewasa sekarang.. kalau aku masih budak2 sekarang, dengan teknologi advance sekarang.. mesti aku jadi macam budak tu jugak.... advance tau bende2 macam ni.. hahaha...

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:53 PM

      hakhakhak... yep.... aku dulu masa skola rendah dulu dok tau main ngan mancing je... kehkehkehkehkeh

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  35. belogkiterMay 23, 2012 at 1:01 PM

    Bla bla bla tu apa......nape tak ckp?.......

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  36. Lea IsnawiMay 23, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    oooo tu maknany gay ye pakcik

    adik baru taw..


    ngeh3

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:54 PM

      kehkehkeh.... entah ah... seingat pakcik gay tu siput... huehuehuehuehue

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  37. NadhirahMay 23, 2012 at 2:44 PM

    =.= susa an lau budak2 dah terdedah dgn sume nie....?
    pe ank jadi lah dgn negare kte nnt...
    ceewahhh! nmpk mtg tak..? ;)

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:55 PM

      alolololo... tetiba terlebih matang pulak budak kecik sorang neh... kehkehkehkeh..
      tergezut i... huhuhuhuehuehuehue

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  38. cik marikhMay 23, 2012 at 4:04 PM

    adess~ bebudak sekarang memang hebat, dorang suka ikut pepatah
    'malu bertanya sesat jalan'...elok ler depa tanyaa, ye dak?

    kang sesat jalan, payah wehhh..

    pssst: nasib soalan ni tak keluar kt exam, kalo tak, habisla p.cik jonni gagal, sebab terus lari keluar dewan...kehkehkee =p

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 6:56 PM

      hakhakhak... kalu tanya benda ada pekdah takpela jugak... mcm cara2 buat bergedil... tentu aku bley jwb... hueheuheuheu...

      hakhakhak... fail beb.... fail aku... x reti aku nak menjawab nanti... hueheuheuhueheu

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  39. eMMeMay 23, 2012 at 7:51 PM

    kelakar la uncle! ha ko! naik rating, heeeeee~
    entry menarik!
    disuka ramai! bluwerkkk~

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 8:07 PM

      hakhakhak... hmmm.. tak pernahnya aku buat entri yg menarik kak emme oiiii... x reti ah... kalu entri2 mengarut camni.... hakhakahkahk... aku suke... huhuhu

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  40. Atiqah WadiahMay 23, 2012 at 7:59 PM

    hehe~x moh bayang..x moh bayang..yekk..yekkk

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    1. ankeljonniMay 23, 2012 at 8:07 PM

      bayangkan... bayangkan,.... fuh... fuh... bayangkan.... bayangkan....
      huehuehuehuehuehue

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  41. Cik AnitaMay 24, 2012 at 10:00 AM

    kui-kui-kui!

    yerp. betul tuh.. pasai apa lah rajin benar nak bayang bagai. ishkk. tak bagus camtu

    :D

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    1. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 6:28 PM

      hakhakhak... dah dia sembang... kepala otomatik bayangkan... huhuhuhuhuhu

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  42. ◕ D Y S H A S A H H I R ◕May 24, 2012 at 11:15 AM

    aiyoo apa la punya kwn UJ ne.. konfem muntah hijo

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    1. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 6:28 PM

      hakhakhakhak... geli siyuttttttttttt.... huehuehuehuehuehuehue

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  43. Norzie hanyMay 24, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    Macam-macam....hehehe

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    1. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 6:29 PM

      mcm tu laaaaaaaaaaa... asam garam kehidupan.... hueheuheuheuheu

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  44. ecadwinkyashaMay 24, 2012 at 1:31 PM

    gile nak bygkan...hahaha.
    tpi serius la gay ne...betul2 gay....hikhikhik

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    1. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 6:29 PM

      hakhakhakhak.... bayangkan... bayangkan jeeeeeee... hueheuheuheuheuheu..

      entah ah... pada aku gay itu sejenis siput,... huhuhuhu

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  45. Liyana IzzatiMay 24, 2012 at 2:34 PM

    Haiyaa budak budak zaman sekarang memang advance gila. *bajet. aku pun budak jugak lagi* Haha. Kadang-kadang kita pulak yang speechless dengan pertanyaa diorang tu. Hahaha. Tak mau bayang. tak mau bayang! Hhaha.

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    1. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 6:31 PM

      hakhakhak... mmg... kdg2 terkedu ngan pertanyaan dorang... huhuhu...

      bayangkan.... bayangkannnnnnn.. bayangkan yaaaaaaaaa... huhuhuhu

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  46. MunMay 24, 2012 at 3:01 PM

    haha tu laa..sape suh bayangkan lebih2..

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    1. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 6:31 PM

      otomatik la beb... otomatik terbayangkan... huehuehuehuehuehue

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  47. Isteri Encek BardMay 24, 2012 at 3:23 PM

    fuhhhhh khatam gak akhirnya ai baca blog u ni pakcik.... dari 1st entry sampai lah latest... wahhhh anak dalam perut ai ni pun tergelak besar baca blog pakcik ni... ai loikeeeeee banyak2 kartun kartun pakcik yang ensem, macho, cute ni... suker hasil tangan pakcik memang sangat berseni.. saya memang pecinta seni lukisan cam kartun ni pakcik.. minat kartun kat tv pun ia gak walaupun bakal bergelar mak orang dan umur hampir menjangkau tahap kertu(tua) ni..

    request : cer cer lukih kartun pakcik kat rumah urut tu versi lain plak.. hihihihihi
    amaran : hengatttt kalau agak2 pakcik lupa atau malas sebab nak tido jer hupdate blog ni, ai simbah asid kat u pakcik bio rupa u cam aaron aziz.. hahahahahha.... ganas kannn

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    1. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 6:33 PM

      huhuhuhuhu... thanks... ye ke... khatam baca... huhuhu... terharu...

      alaaaaaa... aku yg tua2 ni layan katun lagik... kakakkakka...

      hakhakhak... umah urut tu? hakahkahkahk...

      aiyoooooooo... ganas tu... ganas... huhuhuhu

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    2. Isteri Encek BardMay 28, 2012 at 11:55 AM

      LAYAN KATUN BEST WOOO... LELAGI SPONGE BOB KUNIN TU.. KLU PEPETANG SY MEMANG LAYAN TIBI 9 JER.. UNTUK TAKDER ASTRO KAT UMAH KLO TAK MANJANG LAYAN DISNEY CHANEL, ASTRO CERIA DSB.. HAHAHHAHA.. BURUK PERANGAI KAN...

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    3. ankeljonniMay 28, 2012 at 10:45 PM

      hakhakhakhakhak... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiii tgk spongebob.... kakakkaka.. ak ah... aku pon xde astro.... kalu x mmg dok tgk astro je lah... huhuhuhuhuhu

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  48. KuuSyafiqahMay 24, 2012 at 5:13 PM

    hahaha, iye2. paham2 sndri doh la.

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    1. ankeljonniMay 24, 2012 at 6:34 PM

      ak ah kan ? huhuhu... memasing dah beso.... huehueheuheuheuehu

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  49. kiki raraMay 25, 2012 at 1:49 PM

    budak2 kan memang macam tu macam2 dia nak tau n tnya.

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    1. ankeljonniMay 25, 2012 at 5:50 PM

      hakhakhak.... tapi kalu tanya pelik2 tu yg x taahan tu.... huehuehuehuehue

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  50. cimötMay 28, 2012 at 4:05 PM

    wat is gay? ape benatang tu? hahah

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    1. ankeljonniMay 28, 2012 at 10:46 PM

      hakhakhak... siput... gay tu siput la... hueheuheuehueheue

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  51. YouSOFMay 29, 2012 at 1:21 PM

    Gay tu mungkin diambil dari perkataan Gaylang Serai, Singapura.. Untuk memudahkan sebutan ia disebut gay sahaja. Mudah bukan?



    Inilah kesan daripada kes yang dah makin meruncing dalam negara kita.. Lagi sadis sebab 'hero' kes macam ni ramai yang melayu.. sedih..

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    1. ankeljonniJune 3, 2012 at 5:32 PM

      hakhakhakhak... geylang serai ka bro... huhuhu... byk gay ka situ...

      huhuhuhu... yep !! yg mengaku depan org ramai selamba je pon ada... huhuhuhuhhu

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  52. haryzkhairuddinJuly 10, 2012 at 11:38 PM

    lol. siap ada alat bantuan mengajar lagi tu. xleh blah.. hoho.
    yg kawan ko pegi eksplen detail2 sape suruh.

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