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Hari   : Ahad











Moral of the story : Teknik mengorat yang begitu popular suatu ketika dahulu iaitu dengan memuncungkan bibir pastu membuat bunyi seakan-akan cencorot sudah tidak berkesan di masa kini. Ya. Teknik ini sudah ketinggalan zaman.Anda ada teknik baru yang boleh dikongsi bersama anak-anak teruna sejagat? Sudi-sudikan berikan cadangan anda...

Sebenarnya aku sudah semakin kekurangan waktu untuk menjana entri baru mahupun berblogwalking. Tidak seperti dahulu....

Discannotclaimler: Mengupdate entri sambil makan durian... mmmm... priceless !!










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  1. blog-tips-kurusJuly 5, 2012 at 8:54 AM

    tak baik tunjuk-tunjuk kalau tak bagi.. belanja durian bro!

    *camne gambo tu boleh bertindak balas m'besar apabila disentuh? sila beri tunjuk ajar ye Master Ji... :-)

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:08 AM

      huhuhu... alaaa... durian belakang umah tu.... x byk pon .. ada ah dlm 30 bijik je berbuah... huhhuhuhu...

      ooooo... mmmm.. nanti ah.. aku pon dah lupa camne buatnya... nanti ah ye... huhuhuu

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  2. Cik TeN10July 5, 2012 at 9:08 AM

    takyah ngorat2 dh.. terus ngorat mak ayah dia baru cool and macho ! keh3 :p

    perghh.. durian !! ngidam teruk ni.. pos la ke sini sket `abang` jonni oiii :D

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:09 AM

      oooooooo... maksudnya aku kene jumpa ayah buda tu ye... pastu ciut... ciut... kat ayah dia.... hmmmmm... nanti ah aku cuba try... kehkehkehkeh...

      huhuhuhuhu.... jauh tu jepun nak pos2... huhuhuhuu

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  3. EtyJuly 5, 2012 at 9:37 AM

    aduhh kalau minta teknik2, tak dapat le den nak membantu. den perempuan :)

    tpi kalau diikutkan, teknik berkawan dulu baru ngorat untuk bercintan-cintun dah jadi trend. sbb perempuan zaman sekarang tak layan org yg dia tak kenal. betul ke ? entah. hahahaha

    p/s : Ety tak makan durin "=.=

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:11 AM

      hakhakhak... aku bab ngorat2 mmg fail beb... kakakkakakaka...

      ooooo... ye ke... tapi yg aku kenal semua da kawen2... huehueheuheuehue...

      huhuhuhu... yep !! mak aku pon x mkn doyan... x suka... huhuhuhuhu

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  4. nazrul aliJuly 5, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    lelaki buat duckface tak comel bro, sebab tu tak berkesan teknik2 tu..heh

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:12 AM

      ooooooooo.... x comel eh ye buat muncung2 tu ye... huehuehuehueheu...

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  5. FairuzJuly 5, 2012 at 9:43 AM

    ciut-ciut? hahaha.. bolayan la uncle jonni..

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:12 AM

      hakhakhak... alaaaa.. memain je tu.. bukan serius nak ngorat2 pon... cuba kalu aku jln sorang... xdenya nak ciut2... huhuhuhuhu

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  6. AnonymousJuly 5, 2012 at 9:46 AM

    baca part atas ok, sampai part durian jd lemah lak pulak...x suka durian huhuhu

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:13 AM

      oooooooooo... x suka doyan eh ? huhuhuu... aku suka doyan... tempoyak x suka... kehkehkehkeh

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  7. AujinzJuly 5, 2012 at 10:28 AM

    tak kerap apdet blog aku tak marah, yang tayang deghiyan kat blog ini yang mendatangkan marah nie.. ai ai ai

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:14 AM

      hakhakhak... mesti ah bro... pokok doyan kesayangan mesti ah kene tunjuk... maklumlah tinggal sebatang je tinggal... lain dah mati pokoknya... huhuhuhu

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  8. Fazleyatul AiniJuly 5, 2012 at 10:40 AM

    bak sket durian !

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  9. Sue IzzaJuly 5, 2012 at 10:48 AM

    apa ciut-ciut...ingat kitaorang ni tikus ke?...sib baik tak hempuk ngan handbag kan?...heeeee

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:15 AM

      hakhakhak... takkkkk... kan teknik tu sgt2 popular dulu... saja je ikut2 .. kakakkaka...

      ui.. kalau org nak hempuk.. aku lari ah lintang pukang... kakakkakaka

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  10. ◕ D Y S H A S A H H I R ◕July 5, 2012 at 10:54 AM

    spesis cencorot.. menyampah btol kalau kena ngorat mcm 2.. bt derk je la

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:16 AM

      dah tu bunyi yg agak seksi... cuba bayangkan kalu org ngorat dgn bunyi kambing... embekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk... kan lagi buruk.... kakkakakaka

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  11. ::FAIZ::July 5, 2012 at 11:13 AM

    tak payahla mengorat... x manis.. hehe

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:17 AM

      x manis la bagus bro... kalu manis2 bley kene diabetes... hueheuheuehue

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  12. DekNieJuly 5, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    ada byk cara abg jonni...
    salah 1 camni... tanggalkan jam tgn, pastu tnya awek tu dah pkul brp skang ni.. kalo dia jwb, pandai2 la ngayat lps tu...
    hehehe....
    p/s: waaaaaaaaaaaaa......... bestnya doyan... mtk cikit....

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:18 AM

      huiyyyyyyyyoooooo... bley tiru ni teknik ni... kehkehkehkeh...

      doyan ? mintak cikit ? tak boleh !! huehueheuehueheue

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  13. Asrul "iLham" SanyJuly 5, 2012 at 11:53 AM

    awek suka mamat2 yg konfiden... hahhaa

    btw, aku feature nama Jonni sebagai cameo dalam eNovel aku FAKER episod 5... :D

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:18 AM

      hakhakhak... aku buat bunyi cencorot dgn penuh konfiden.. ok ah tu... kehkehkeh..

      oooo ye ke... thanks bro... huhuhuhu

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  14. keetJuly 5, 2012 at 12:11 PM

    untong la dapat hapdet en3 sambil makan durian..
    next time ce pacek ngorat awek sambil mkn durian pulak..kot2 ada yang sangkut ke..heheheh..

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:19 AM

      owhhhhh... org pakai perfum aku bau doyan plak nanti... tak boleh !! kehkehkeh

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  15. UnknownJuly 5, 2012 at 12:48 PM

    kalo berciut-ciut zaman sekarang harus kau kena penamparrr , bro..hahahaha

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:19 AM

      owh... kalau begitu... harus aku lari... kakakkakakka

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  16. eitaJuly 5, 2012 at 3:50 PM

    tu taktik zaman perang...mulut macam cencorot tu..

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:20 AM

      hakhakhakhak... eh... comel apa muncung panjang2 neh... kakakkakaa

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  17. HeNRieTTa JoSeJuly 5, 2012 at 4:30 PM

    skank kena guna taktik baru erk uncle...hehehe....

    PSSSS...nak doyannnnn.....nak doyannnn....nak doyannnn....

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:21 AM

      hakhakhak... tu la psl... aku kene berguru la kot ni... hueheuehuehe..

      nak doyan ?? sekilo rm 16 hengget... kakkakakaka

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    2. HeNRieTTa JoSeJuly 9, 2012 at 9:56 AM

      uiks....berguru....hehehe....sekilo 16 hengget? termasuk kos pos x?hehehe....

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    3. ankeljonniJuly 10, 2012 at 12:09 AM

      yep !! berguru teknik2 mengorat yg terkini... huehueheuheu...

      owh... kos pos tak masuk lagi tu... kakakkakakka

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    4. HeNRieTTa JoSeJuly 11, 2012 at 5:01 PM

      uiks...ada erk teknik terkini....hehehe...

      uncle xyah pos lew cmtu...hntar by hand jew....ekekeke...

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    5. ankeljonniJuly 11, 2012 at 11:54 PM

      ye lah... zmn skrg mana ada mintak2 no fon... skrg masing2 mintak akaun skype... aku skype pon x tau mende ape... kakakkakaka...


      hakhakhak... sblm sampai tmpt ko... durian dah habis aku mkn... maklumlah.. perjalanan jauh.... kakkakakakakka

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    6. HeNRieTTa JoSeJuly 12, 2012 at 11:52 PM

      Haah lew..skype rietta taw.l..tp xde ac...FB pown rietta xde ac....hehehe....

      Doyan xyah kasi lew uncle....rietta xshat...huhuhu...xleh mam doyan....

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    7. ankeljonniJuly 16, 2012 at 12:49 AM

      hakhakhak... aku mmg takde fb ke skype ke apa ke... huhuhuu.. x reti... blog ngan email je ada... huhuhuhuhu...

      x sihat ? aloloolo... siannya... tu laaaaaa.... dok men panas la lagi... huhuhuhuhu

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    8. HeNRieTTa JoSeJuly 16, 2012 at 1:02 PM

      Sama la...rietta pown ada blog ngn emel jew...hehehe...dh xmo men pns dh....huhuhu...

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    9. ankeljonniJuly 18, 2012 at 12:08 AM

      hakhakhak... yep... tapi mcm aku sbb aku buta it... aku mmg kureng tahu benda2 ni semua... huhuhuhu.. maklumlah dari kecik dok pi mancing je.... huhuhuhu

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  18. najwa aminah abasJuly 5, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    dah ketingallan zaman? aku baru nak belajar.

    bersihkan keypad leklok, durian bukan wangi sangat lepas 3 hari. berkulat.

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:22 AM

      hakhakhak... ooo... sila jgn di cuba teknik ini... x berkesan... huehuehuehue...

      itu sudah pasti... kang tak pepasal bau keybod aku nih... huhuhuhu

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  19. Rien RoseJuly 5, 2012 at 5:47 PM

    hahahha btl2.. org ckp bnyi tikus..

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:22 AM

      huhuhuhu... comel kan bunyi itu.... kakakkakakka

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  20. NadhirahJuly 5, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    =.= saje nak wat org jelez kan..
    adekeh patot letak pict durian..
    huh! jelezz uu! >.<

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:23 AM

      hakhakhak... saja je tayang durian belakang umah ni... maklumlah benih baka baik ni... masa aku skola rendah dulu tanam... huehueheuheu

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  21. stickynoteJuly 5, 2012 at 8:32 PM

    sibuk ke???alahai kami menunggu uncle jonni update mcm tgu durian luruh dah neh hehehehe..

    ngorat zaman skrg???senang jer..tgk pre wedding irma hasmi or deena bahrin hehehe..kompom ramai pempuan cair ekekeke

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:25 AM

      huhuuhu... penat keje la wei... x dpt nak bw lagi... skrg sabtu pon keje beb.. x mcm sblm ni... huhuhuhuhu...

      aiyoooooo... aku hanya mampu buat bunyi ciut2 je beb... kakakkakaka

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  22. Mawardi yunusJuly 5, 2012 at 8:55 PM

    dh lama bro jonni x datang komen2 blog kite. merajuk ah cmnie

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:26 AM

      hakhakhak... sori ah bro.. serius aku jarang online... sabtu pon keje... mmg x rasa lagi saat2 indah mcm dulu2 . byk masa terluang.. huhuhuhu...

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  23. AnonymousJuly 5, 2012 at 11:03 PM

    alamak....durian lagi...mmg x ley tgok... mngidam gila ni...ahh..tahan2... T__T

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:27 AM

      hahahahahha.. sila cari doyan bro... huhuhuhu.. ak ni mmg suka mkn doyan... huhuhuhu

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  24. UnknownJuly 5, 2012 at 11:39 PM

    yum yum yum
    dah berhari mengidam nak makan durian.ceit!

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 6, 2012 at 12:28 AM

      owh... ye ke.... aku pon suka mkn doyan... huhuhuhuhu...

      btw... slmt pengantin baru ya... huhuhuhhu

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  25. Fathiyah SelamatJuly 6, 2012 at 8:34 AM

    teknik paling best yg penanh aku kena ialah mamat tu datang depan2 aku pas tu cakap "aku nak kawen ngan kau ni. sudi tak?" terkebil2 aku jon nk jawab...

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 8, 2012 at 11:23 PM

      hakhakhak... owh... ini mesti citer sipolan yg ko citer kat blog ko kannn... huehuehuehueheu

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  26. sudipVSsendukJuly 6, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    cuba lepak sebulan dua di surau atau masjid... mesti dapat hihihihi



    setuju dgn mawardi

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 8, 2012 at 11:24 PM

      huhuhuhuhu... takkan nak ciut-ciut masa kat surau kak... huhuhuhu...

      aku tak setuju !! kehkehehkehkeh

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    2. sudipVSsendukJuly 9, 2012 at 4:25 PM

      sapa suruh ko menciut-ciut dkt surau dik? bagi la salam, kita kan orang Islam... silap haribulan pak imam pun berkenan buat ko jadi menantu. Bernas tak?

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    3. ankeljonniJuly 10, 2012 at 12:11 AM

      hakhakhakhak... owh... ye... mmg tak patut kalau ciut-ciut di surau... mmg nak mkn penampar... huhuhuhu...

      alamak... anak pak imam ? hmmm... aku ni rockers berambut panjang... hmmmmm... kehkehkehkehekhekeh

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  27. AajaJuly 6, 2012 at 1:07 PM

    Sedapnya duriann.
    Encik gorie, pleasee belanja.
    HAHAHAHA .

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 8, 2012 at 11:24 PM

      hakhakhak... boleyyyyy... boley saja....
      sekilo soplo hengget !! kekekekkekekeke

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  28. epalejauJuly 6, 2012 at 1:12 PM

    cuit ciut ni tak gentleman laaa, uncle. masuk minang terus. ada berani? hahahaha..

    durian tu kan. kannn. ape barang tayang kat blog. bagi-bagi lah, pos mai sabah. haha..

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 8, 2012 at 11:25 PM

      hakhakhak... tgk2 da kawen... sesia je masuk minang... kehkehkeh...

      pos sabah ? ui... marah maskargo... abis satu kapal bau doyan... kehkehkeh

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  29. AnonymousJuly 6, 2012 at 1:31 PM

    nasib aku tk suka durian haha, kl tk dah lama mintak kau post,
    aku mcm tk pernah nampak lg org dok ngurat skrg hehe

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 8, 2012 at 11:26 PM

      hakhakhak... rugi ah beb x mkn doyan.... sedapppppppp... huehuehuehue

      hakhakhak... tu arrr... skrg teknik mengorat dah maju... huhuhuhu

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  30. M a W a D D a HJuly 6, 2012 at 8:38 PM

    teknik ko dari dulu memang tak berubah ea abg jonni...kita zmn teknologi bro...hohohoh...

    aku nk jugak durian tu abg jonni...pos la kat sini sebiji...

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 8, 2012 at 11:27 PM

      hakhakhak... aku ni olskool la adah... stail org lama... kakkakaka...

      huhuhuhu... mana bley pos.... abis bau motorposmen nanti... kakakkakaka

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  31. Noor Atikah RamliJuly 7, 2012 at 3:09 PM

    perghhhh ! durian ^^

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  32. SihatimerahjambuJuly 7, 2012 at 3:59 PM

    pupus sudah cencorot yg bunyi begitu ye..skang ni trend cinta muka buku kot..hehe..amboii..hadap makan doyan depan pc lagi tu..

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 8, 2012 at 11:28 PM

      hakhakhak... yep !! teknik cencorot sudah x femes lagik... kehkehkeh

      biask ah.. aku ni hantu doyan... kakakkakaka

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  33. YouSOFJuly 7, 2012 at 5:44 PM

    Cara tu memang terbukti sangat ketinggalan dan kadang² menjengkelkan.. heheheh


    Kita boleh gunakan cara hati yang baik dan budi pekerti yang mulia yang akhirnya mampu memikat hari di gadis.. chewaaahhhh hihi

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 8, 2012 at 11:29 PM

      hakhakhak... yep !! mmg muka si gadius akan jadik mencuka bila kena ciut... ciut... hueheuheu...

      owh... ayattttttttt... x tahan tu bro... huehueheu

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  34. wanJuly 8, 2012 at 10:37 AM

    wahhhh!!!bestnye durian tu...

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 8, 2012 at 11:30 PM

      hakhakhak... ya... tersangat ah best... huhuhuhu

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  35. MunJuly 9, 2012 at 5:32 PM

    mkn durian x ajak aku pon.... huhu


    mmg dah ketinggalan dah pon kalo suittt..suit gitu..

    zmn skang lelaki suka ngorat camne ekkk... aku xtau plak.. ke aku yg xamek tau.. ke...sebab xde org ngorat aku.. hahahhaa....

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 10, 2012 at 12:13 AM

      huhuhuhu... jom mkndoyan... huhuhuhuhu...

      ye ke ? hmmmm.... tapi itu kan teknik mengurat terunggul...teknik suwit2.. kakakkakaka..

      ... aku pon tak tau sgt psl ngorat2 nih... sbb aku blom pernah kena ngorat lagi... huhuhu...

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  36. Hanamiko SakuraJuly 14, 2012 at 8:12 AM

    zaman sekarang nak panggil orang guna cara tu la.. ciut ciut.. hahaha.. bukan guna untuk nak ngorat..


    perghh.. durian kalau masak bubur memang terbaik! (sebab tak suka makan durian macam tu je)

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 16, 2012 at 12:50 AM

      hakhakhak... boleyla... ciut2 nak ngorat ni... kakakkaka..

      aiyooooo... sedap ah doyan mkn camtu je... huhuhuhuhu... maveles...

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  37. cimötJuly 15, 2012 at 3:18 AM

    rindu uncle jon.. tu je..





    sekian,,

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 16, 2012 at 12:51 AM

      huhuhuhu... aku... aku... err.. aku... aku maluuuuuuuuuu...

      kakakkakakkaka

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