PANTAI, PULAU DAN GADIS

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Hari : Jumaat
Masa : 9 pagi


Pagi itu aku memang takde mood nak kerja. Kepenatan mungkin. Lalu aku pun mengambil henfon ku lalu mengsms sorang kawan aku dengan niat untuk mangganggu kerja dan hidup dia.








Berikut adalah rakaman perbualan sms singkat kami di hari tersebut. Dan ianya tidak di tokok tambah.


kawan : Yg pasti hari nih aku tak x keje.. hahaha.. nk g jejln.. ;-)
uncle   : Oi... cuti plak dia... Aiyooo..
kawan : Opis nk bwk gi jejln .... hehehe
uncle   : Huiyyooo.. best tu... jeles ah. huhu
kawan : haha.. jgn jeles der...
uncle   :Jln2 x ajak aku... Pi mana ? kelab mlm ?
kawan : G p.pangkor.... huhuhu
uncle   : Huiyyoooo...
kawan : Oh yeahhhhhh...
uncle   : ko pakai bikini la ni ?
kawan : ko ni gile ke ape








Bila bercakap tentang Kajang, benda pertama terlintas di fikiran aku adalah sate kajang...


Bila bercakap tentang pantai dan pulau, benda pertama terlintas di fikiran aku adalah bikini... dan ini adalah satu kenyataan.


Moral of the story : Berhati-hatilah ketika bergurau.







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Comments

  1. Cik TeN10July 16, 2012 at 8:52 AM

    Ya betul tu !! Bikini !! Kih3 :D

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:36 PM

      hakhakhak... kan ?? mesti ingat bikini.... kakakakkaka...

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  2. Hanamiko SakuraJuly 16, 2012 at 8:57 AM

    ada ke patut.. har3..

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:37 PM

      patutttttttt... memang berpatutan.... kakakakkakaka

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  3. wanJuly 16, 2012 at 9:01 AM

    haha...kita pikir benda yang serupa...kuikuikui...

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:38 PM

      hakhakhak... yeay... ada geng.... boleh buat persatuan ni... kakkakakaka

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  4. merahitujambuJuly 16, 2012 at 9:03 AM

    nasib baik begurau dlm tepon kalau depan2 dh kena pelangkung pala pokcik..XD

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:38 PM

      hakhakhak... aku dah lari dulu beb... kehkehekhekeh

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  5. ParkAirJuly 16, 2012 at 9:16 AM

    hehe tapi ada gak bleh gurau macam tu, tapi x semua lah.

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:39 PM

      hakhakhak...ak ah.. sbnrnya ramai gak yg bley bawak bergurau camtu... tapi bukan semualah... huhuhuhu

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  6. eMMeJuly 16, 2012 at 9:48 AM

    bergurau ade batanye Uncle, jgn over sgt sudah, nnt org pun menyampah heee

    Uncle dah nak sambut Ramadhan, mesti xcited kan..

    Selamat menjalani Ibadah puasa!

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:40 PM

      hakhakahakhak... betul... betul... sbb tu aku memilih sikit... bukan ngan sume org aku gurau camtu... huhuhuhuhu

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  7. DekNieJuly 16, 2012 at 10:04 AM

    uncle.. kawan tu lelaki ke pompuan?? kalo tnya lelaki psl bikini.. mmg siot la... ehehehe

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:41 PM

      hakhakhak... pompuan... kalu laki... aiyooo... x dapat ku bayangkan.... huhuhuhuhu

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  8. AujinzJuly 16, 2012 at 10:05 AM

    takde keje si Jonni nie ngaco orang pepagi..koh koh koh... aku pun same.. XD

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:41 PM

      hakhakhak.... kdg2 je ah... bukan hari2... huhuhuhuhu...

      kdg2 dah terlampau bosan... dok ngacau org le jawabnya... huhuhuhu

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  9. cik marikhJuly 16, 2012 at 11:01 AM

    hokhokkhok! *batuk

    sahih! uncle jonni seorang lelaki...=_="

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:42 PM

      hakhakhak... mmmg sahih... kalu tak kompom nama blog ni catatan auntie jonni...
      kakakkakakaka

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  10. Noor Atikah RamliJuly 16, 2012 at 11:06 AM

    hahahaha..better citer pasal kajang kt boni. wakakaka

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:43 PM

      hakhakhak... boni ?? huhuhuhu...

      ye lah... lain kali aku sembang psl kajang ngan dia ... kakakkaka

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  11. MunJuly 16, 2012 at 12:14 PM

    =.='

    siuttt jerkk.. ce tukar...

    bila sebut pantai dan pulau...

    konpem terbayangkan pemandangan yg sangat cantik.. terutama matahari terbenam... (subhanaAllah...)

    pastu terngiang2 di telinga bunyi ombak menghempas pantai... nyaman rasa...

    hehe

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:45 PM

      huhuhuhuhu... wah.... puitis tu...

      yep... mmg indah alam ciptaan tuhan....

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  12. Fathiyah SelamatJuly 16, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    dasat nau imaginasi kau jon... sgt tinggi...

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:45 PM

      hakhakhak... biasak ah.... kaki berangan... huhuhuhu

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  13. HeNRieTTa JoSeJuly 16, 2012 at 12:52 PM

    Hehehe...klu pmpn uncle tnya bikini bleh thn lg...tp klu lelaki camno?hehehe...

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:46 PM

      tentu dia muntah.... kakkakakakka

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    2. HeNRieTTa JoSeJuly 23, 2012 at 12:51 PM

      hahaha...btl2....muntah....silap hari bulan...pingsan....

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  14. SihatimerahjambuJuly 16, 2012 at 1:07 PM

    oh ho..cenggitu pulak ye..kalau ingat malaysia..apa yang terfikir?hehe

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  15. blog-tips-kurusJuly 16, 2012 at 1:09 PM

    ish! ish!
    "Kun fayakun..."

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:47 PM

      huhuhuhu....

      adesss... x reti nak jawab... huhuhuhu

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  16. UnknownJuly 16, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    kah kah kah bikini...memang best pi pantai bro,skodeng minah salleh berbikini..ni kat tempat aku kat desaru ni syooookkkk woooooooo..astghafirullahalazzimmmmmmm hahahaa

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:47 PM

      ye ke ?? nak pegi.... aku nak pegi...
      kakakkakakka

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  17. UnknownJuly 16, 2012 at 2:55 PM

    keh keh keh
    lau suka sakat org cmne uncle??
    xsama kan ngan gurau?

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:48 PM

      hgakhakhak... sakat ?? gurau dan sakat mmg suku sakat... namun lain...

      kot la.... huhuhuhuu

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  18. wafiy suzlyJuly 16, 2012 at 3:58 PM

    butthurt la beliau, haha

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:49 PM

      hakhakhak... beliau ok je sbnrnya... jenis rileks je... huhuhuhu

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  19. matsenJuly 16, 2012 at 6:07 PM

    memang tak salah lagi pemikiran tu..haha

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:49 PM

      pemikiran berwawasan.... kan ??
      hueheuheuheuheu

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  20. -July 16, 2012 at 6:23 PM

    hahahahahahaha

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  21. haryzkhairuddinJuly 16, 2012 at 8:42 PM

    sape la kawan ko yg malang tu?? hohoho..

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:50 PM

      eh !! dia tak malang... cuma kurang bernasib baik je....
      kakakkakaka

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  22. nazrul aliJuly 17, 2012 at 10:05 AM

    saya cuba baca blog ini lepas di translate ke english oleh pakcik google..ternyata pernyataannya sungguh haram..hahaha..

    cth perenggan pertama : that morning I was working kid takde mood. Fatigue may be. Then I took my last henfon mengsms a lady friend I was with the intention to work and live mangganggu him.

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:56 PM

      hakhakhak... best apa... aku suka google translate2 ni tau... huhuhuhu..

      wei.. lagi best perenggan ke 2 : Here is a brief rakaman perbualan sms us on that day. And It was not in tokok added.

      tokok added tuuuuuuu.... kakakkakkkaa

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  23. eitaJuly 17, 2012 at 11:58 AM

    kau ni kan..
    dari dulu kini dan selamanyer...
    asik ingat orang pakai bikini je..

    tak faham aku..
    apa ke best nyer tengok orang pakai bikini..
    buat rosak mata je tu..

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:51 PM

      hakhakhak... alaaaa... aku kan peminat pantai dan laut... dan pantai dan bikini pula mmg seirama... so.. itulah hakikatnya... kehkehkeh...

      ye ke ?? owh... kene beli teropong ni... kakakkakkaka

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    2. eitaJuly 18, 2012 at 8:30 AM

      Peminat pntai dgn peminat bikini ni lain...
      Takde sangkut pautnyer..

      Beli teropong plok doh.....
      Ada je alasan kau nk skodeng kan..

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    3. ankeljonniJuly 18, 2012 at 10:32 PM

      owh ye ke ? baru nakbuat persatuan... kakakkaka....

      hakhakhak... biasak ah... ada org suka teropong tgk burung2 kan... aku suka gak teropong2 nih... hobi... kakkakakaka

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  24. epalejauJuly 17, 2012 at 4:58 PM

    jap jap.. kawan uncle laki ke pempuan? kehkeh..

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  25. stickynoteJuly 17, 2012 at 8:14 PM

    hahaha sengal!!mau makan penampar klu depan2 tuh..

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:52 PM

      eleh.... mmg x sempat punya... aku lari lintang pukang dulu.... kakakkaka

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  26. Mek OnieJuly 17, 2012 at 9:47 PM

    kawan ko mesti pompuankan?haha.... kau ni,asal pantai bikini,apa daaa....weiiiiiiiii,ingat aku lagi tak?huhuhuhuu....lamanya tak datang blog kau :(

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    1. ankeljonniJuly 17, 2012 at 11:53 PM

      ak ah... pompuan.... hakhakhak... biasak ah,.. aku kan peminat pantai... huhuhuhu...

      huhuhuhu... ko sibuk ... kan ?? kan dah dtg ni... huhuhuhu

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  27. YouSOFJuly 19, 2012 at 9:59 AM

    ... dan bila bercakap tentang Uncle Jonni, benda pertama yang aku ingat juga adalah bikini.. kehkehkeh

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  28. cimötJuly 20, 2012 at 10:22 PM

    ko pakai spender tak??

    koh koh koh..

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  29. ZieMarziahJuly 23, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    ha tgk pantai ingat bikini???sabo je la.kot ingat istana pasir ke orait gak hehehe

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