SIMFONI HIDUP SEORANG KAKI MC

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Fakta : Rakan aku memang kuat mengambil cuti sakit. Dan dah bermacam jenis sakit yang tertera di slip cuti sakit beliau. Kali ini dia cakap dia kena denggi plak dah... kali kedua dalam tahun ini. kehkehkeh. 

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Bahagian ini aku tujukan khas buat 2 gadis comel. Semoga mereka membacanya. Maaf aku lambat memberi respons disebabkan kekurangan waktu untuk bersuka ria di alam maya...

Jadi pada si gadis-gadis comel tersebut, silalah klik pada nama anda yang tertera di bawah ini untuk membacanya:

 1) HeNRieTTa JoSe
2) gugu suseno

 Diharapkan kedua gadis comel tersebut membacanya. Maaf, aku lambat jawab... maklumlah sedang sibuk buat kuih raya. kahkahkahkah. Banyaklah aku punya kuih raya, masak megi pon tawar... ada hati nak buat kuih raya. Maklumlah tangan bangku.. huhuhu. Akhir kata...



Selamat hari raya kawan-kawan...
Mintak maaf dari hujung rambut sampai hujung kasut...
Maaf atas segala keterlanjuran dan kesilapan aku sepanjang 
aku menulis di blog ini... 




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Comments

  1. ShilaAugust 16, 2012 at 8:36 AM

    slmt hari raya uncle joni..

    duit raya ada..?

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 2:48 AM

      slmt hari raya....

      tadak !! duit raya tadak... kuih raya pun tadak... apa pun tadak...
      mercun thunder clap ada... nak ? kehkehkehkehkeh

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  2. stickynoteAugust 16, 2012 at 8:42 AM

    selamat hari raya...sama ler klu terkasar komen ke apa kan mintak maap yer :))

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 2:49 AM

      sama-sama... aku pon nak mintak maap la yer kalu terkasar bahasa... huhuhuhu.... duit raya tadak ka? huhuhu

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  3. mrs eyzaAugust 16, 2012 at 8:53 AM

    alasan kaki MC yg selalu blh dijangkakan...buatnya kena demam denggo betul tak ker naya nanti kan?

    BUKAK POSA TEPI ALMARI,
    HAI UNCLE SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDIL FITRI.

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 2:53 AM

      hakhakhak... tu lah pasal... alasan demam ke sakit perut ke dah x diterima... skrg bagi alasan sakit yg agak serius plak... adoyai... huhuhuhu..

      TEPI ALMARI ADA BELANGA
      HAI MISZ EYZA.. SLMT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI JUGA...

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  4. FairuzAugust 16, 2012 at 9:29 AM

    hehe..saya ader jugak kawan camni.. selalu tipu kata sakit.. tapi dia sendiri yang kantoikan diri dia time tengah borak-borak.. malas nak layan~

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 2:55 AM

      hakhakhak... sapa yg tanak mc... dah la bley lepak kat umah.. ke jalan2 ke... pastu gaji tetap jalan... huhuhuhu...

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  5. AujinzAugust 16, 2012 at 10:00 AM

    Sorang member aku pun kasi MC.. last last dia terus MC panjang sebab masalah tulang belakang...

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 2:55 AM

      wah... serius tu masalah tulang belakang... adoyai...

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  6. ZieMarziahAugust 16, 2012 at 10:13 AM

    selamat ari raya uncle joni:)

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  7. sudipVSsendukAugust 16, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    selamat Hari Raya dik... moga berbahagia melayan kerenah tetamu

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 2:56 AM

      Slmt hari raya kak... owh... bahagia ah sgt layan karenah tetamu... kehkehkehkeh

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  8. Hanamiko SakuraAugust 16, 2012 at 12:05 PM

    njalok ngapuro seng akeh-akeh :)
    selamat hari raya!

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 2:57 AM

      yo podo-podo... kehkehkehkeh...

      slmt hari raya....

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  9. ZieMarziahAugust 16, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    dia memang banyak penyakit kot hehehe senang plak dapat mc eh?

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 2:59 AM

      mc beli... slip mc dari spital kerajaan pon ada jual skrg... rm10 je... huhuhuhuhu

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  10. -August 16, 2012 at 1:02 PM

    Selamat hari raya gak uncle...

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  11. YanayoAugust 16, 2012 at 1:02 PM

    awat baju tak sama kat dialog atas nun? haha

    Selamat hari hari hari raya bro jonni :)

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 3:00 AM

      owh... gambo recycle je... huhuhu.. x sempat nak lukis...

      slmt hari raya....

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  12. HeNRieTTa JoSeAugust 16, 2012 at 1:25 PM

    Haah uncle....kat opis nie pown ada....mc lamer plak tu....maklum lew, ada sedara doktor....

    Psss.....tima kasih uncle.....eeeh abang.....ekekeke....

    Psssd.....abg joni....pestime org pnggil gadis comeiiii...harharhar....

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 3:02 AM

      hakhakhak... mcm kwn aku member dia keje spital kerajaan... siap bley dpt slip mc... rm10 je... huhuhuhu...

      huhuhuhuhuu... mmmm.. terasa muda bila ada yg panggil aku abg.... kakakkka...

      hakhakhakhak... xpe... pasni aku hari2 panggil ko gadis comel ya....

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    2. HeNRieTTa JoSeAugust 22, 2012 at 2:34 PM

      Hehehe...rasa muda erk....ok ok....pasni trus pggil abg....hehehe....

      Err hr hri pggil gadis comel....agaknya bleh jd comel btl btl tak? Ekekeke.....

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    3. ankeljonniAugust 24, 2012 at 1:07 AM

      hakhakhak... yes... yes... yes.... baru rasa mcm org muda... huhuhuhuhu

      huhuhuhu... kalu tanak panggil comel.... tukar jadi gojes bley? huhuhuhuhu

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    4. HeNRieTTa JoSeAugust 24, 2012 at 5:38 PM

      Gojes? Tdakkkkk....xrela...hahaha....xseswai ngn tuan bdn....hahaha....

      Okeh....abg joni forever...no more uncle...ekekeke....

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    5. ankeljonniAugust 26, 2012 at 11:30 PM

      huhuhuhuhu... aku kalu berambut panjang terasa sedikit gojes... maklumlah... rambut aku mcm maya karin... kehkehkehkhe

      hakhakah.. yes.. yes.. yes...

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    6. HeNRieTTa JoSeAugust 27, 2012 at 12:12 AM

      Uiks...rmbut mcam maya karin? Nie yg jeles nie....xyah rebonding bahai dah....

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    7. ankeljonniAugust 28, 2012 at 12:58 AM

      ahakhakahkah.. mana ada mcm maya karin... memain je.. rambut dah agak kerinting... nak sikat pun payah.. maklumlah rock gitu. kakakakkaka

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    8. HeNRieTTa JoSeAugust 29, 2012 at 9:32 AM

      hehehe....igtkan betul....tapi klu lurus bukan rock....dah masuk mat jiwang....klu kerinting baru rock....tapi suka lew tgk rambut pemain music edry hashim....rambut lurus jew...lagi chantek dr rambut perempuan...

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    9. ankeljonniAugust 31, 2012 at 9:00 PM

      hakhakhak... cewah... minat Edry Hashim le tu.... woiiii... laki org tu.... jgn kacau... kehkehkehkeh

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    10. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 1, 2012 at 12:03 PM

      Xde la....suka tgk rmbut dia je....rietta setia ngn bront palarea.....ekekeke......

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    11. ankeljonniSeptember 2, 2012 at 2:14 AM

      kehkehkehkeh... lor... rambut dia je ke ? huhuhuhuhu...

      bront palarea ? sapa tu? kehkehkehkehkehkeh

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    12. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 2, 2012 at 11:10 PM

      Haah rmbut jew.....alaaa abg nie....wt wt xkenal lak wt hati rietta tu...ekekeke....

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    13. ankeljonniSeptember 4, 2012 at 2:24 AM

      maknanya kalau lelaki tu botak... x berpeluang ah nak ngorat rietta.... huehuehueheuheu...

      mmg ah x kenal... bront palarea... pelakon boliwud ya? kehkehkehkehkeh

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    14. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 4, 2012 at 10:27 AM

      errrr....abang botak kurang minat lew abang joni....ekekeke....

      yeah....itulah hero pujaan hati rietta....aiseyman....

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    15. ankeljonniSeptember 6, 2012 at 12:16 AM

      org botak ni kompom takde kutu... edry hasim tu blom tentu xde kutu... wakakakkakakaka...

      hakhakhakhak.. ye lah... ye lah... bront la.... huhuhu

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    16. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 6, 2012 at 4:38 PM

      haah erk...xde kutu....ekekeke.....

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    17. ankeljonniSeptember 7, 2012 at 2:56 AM

      kan ? haaaa... so apalagi.... sila ngorat lelaki butak... kehkehkehkeh...

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    18. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 11, 2012 at 8:17 PM

      Errr....ngorat lelaki botak? Errrr....hehehe.....

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    19. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:49 PM

      hakhakhak... comel apa butak... serius kiut... huhuhuhu

      jgn ingat bront lagi... skrg ingat haris iskander dan zaibo plak ye.... huhuhuhu

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    20. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 18, 2012 at 11:54 PM

      Comel erk....zaibo? Alaa dah seasons....ekekekee....harith iskandar plak dh tawen....huhuhu....bront tetap di hati.....ekekeke....

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    21. ankeljonniSeptember 20, 2012 at 1:05 AM

      hakhakhakhak... x abis2 ngan bront dia... ye ler.... amiklah bront tu.... sian zaibo..... ishh ....

      kehkehkehkehkeh

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    22. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 20, 2012 at 9:08 AM

      Hehehe.....nak wt cmne.....ht telah dicuri dia....errrr zaibo tu xpe.....dia bahagia jew camtu....hehhee....

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    23. ankeljonniSeptember 21, 2012 at 2:44 AM

      owh.. kena repot pulis tu... hati di curi...
      sian zaibo... sian dia huhuhuhuhuhu

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    24. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 22, 2012 at 10:29 PM

      Xyah lew report polis....rietta rela bront curi hti.....errr zaibo cmne erk? Errr...abg jewla pjuk zaibo....ehehehehe....jgn ksi dia sedey sedey....

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    25. ankeljonniSeptember 25, 2012 at 12:13 AM

      ye lah... nanti abg peluk zaibo sambil tepuk2 blkg dia eh? kakakkaka

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    26. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 26, 2012 at 12:12 AM

      Ekekeke...mulianya hati abang, nak pjuk smpai macam tu sekali...mesti dia terharu.....

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  13. UnknownAugust 16, 2012 at 1:34 PM

    selamat hari raya uncle

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  14. eitaAugust 16, 2012 at 2:15 PM

    selamat hari raya pakcik ...
    mohon maaf ye kalau aku banyak mengata kat kau..
    gurau je tu...
    maaf zahir batin....

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 3:04 AM

      pakcik? aiyooooooooooo.... huhuhuhuhu..
      slmt hari raya... samalah kita ye... aku pon mintak maap kalau terkasa ke.. sakitkan hati eita ke... hhuuhu..

      maaf zahir batin...

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  15. SyamiraAugust 16, 2012 at 3:09 PM

    selamat hari raye maaf zahir (zahir je batin x perlu, hehe)
    uncle jonni nak duit raye.....hee

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 3:04 AM

      slmt hari raya...
      maaf... uncle dah sengkek... kehekhekhekeh

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  16. itu.akuAugust 17, 2012 at 8:40 AM

    uncle kalo mc ape jenis penyakit plak tertera kat slip mc?hehehe

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 3:05 AM

      food poisoning.... kehkehkehkehkeh

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    2. itu.akuAugust 29, 2012 at 8:44 AM

      wakakaka....

      huh nampak sangat bohong...hehe

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    3. ankeljonniAugust 31, 2012 at 9:02 PM

      hakhakhakhakhakhak.... mana ada... doktor tu yg tulis... bukan aku... yg bohong tu doktor... bukan aku...

      kehkehkehkehkehkeh

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    4. itu.akuSeptember 4, 2012 at 8:59 AM

      kehkehkeh....

      dan2 la...ni musti p berlakon depan doktor kan..haha..gurau ja jgn maaraaahh..hahaha

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    5. ankeljonniSeptember 6, 2012 at 12:18 AM

      hakhakhakhak... mana ada... doktor tu tak ckp... ACTION !! jadi xdelah berlakon... kehkehkeh

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    6. itu.akuSeptember 6, 2012 at 8:25 AM

      kehkehkeh.....elehhh mane ada kunun...

      takpe doktor tu cakap,meh den cakapkn...hahaha

      tp kan kalo nk mc msti buat muke kunun2 kesakitan kannn....hahaha

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    7. ankeljonniSeptember 7, 2012 at 2:58 AM

      hakhakhak... ye ler.... kalau boley masa masuk bilik doktor siap merangkak... x larat nak jln.... mana tau dpt mc 2 3 bulan... kehkehkehkehkehkehkehk

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    8. itu.akuSeptember 10, 2012 at 9:44 AM

      hahahaha...yg sebenarnya doktor tu tahu pesakit dia tengah berlakon...wakakkaka

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    9. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 12:52 AM

      elehhhh...entah2 doktor tu pon berlakon... tah anak sapa tah pura2 jadi doktor... huhuhuhuhuhu

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    10. itu.akuSeptember 18, 2012 at 11:16 AM

      kehkehkeh.....pandai la uncle ngate doktor..nati den report

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    11. ankeljonniSeptember 20, 2012 at 1:06 AM

      repot guru besar ye ?
      kehkehkehkeh

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    12. itu.akuSeptember 20, 2012 at 8:54 AM

      kehkehkeh...
      den ngan guru besor tak kamcing...sobab den nakal...wakakaka

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    13. ankeljonniSeptember 21, 2012 at 2:45 AM

      ooooo... selalu ah kena sebat ngan dia ya... nakal sgt... kehkehkehkeh

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    14. itu.akuSeptember 21, 2012 at 8:46 AM

      tak kena sebat pon sbb den msti cabut dulu....kehkehkeh

      gune kan jurus menghilangkan diri style gaban..kahkahkah..

      (sebenonye den la budak baik terabad itu...wahahahaha (sila gelak jahat)

      kakakaka

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    15. ankeljonniSeptember 21, 2012 at 11:49 PM

      hakhakhakhak.... kalu aku jd guru besar... abis satu skola aku kejo... kakakakaka

      owh... bley ilang2 plak tu... hebat... kakakaka

      huiyyyooooo... hebat tu... abad ke berapa tu... abad ke 20 masihi?
      kehkehkehkehkeh

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    16. itu.akuSeptember 24, 2012 at 8:31 AM

      ahahahaha.....kalau uncle jadik guru besor..aku kenyit mata pastu lari...kah3...

      musti ahhh....hahahha

      abad ke 90...huhuhuhu....wekkkk

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    17. ankeljonniSeptember 25, 2012 at 12:17 AM

      oi... mana boleh main kenyit2 pastu lari... aiyoooo....

      abad ke 90? kakakkakakakaka

      napa wekkk? pura2 food poisoning la tu... nak amik mc la tu... kakkakaka

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    18. itu.akuSeptember 25, 2012 at 8:11 AM

      hahahha....musti ahh lari karang kena tibai ngan rotan...habis berbirat betis tahu...wakakka

      apesal tak pecaye aaa?kih3

      ehhh...macam mane tahu ni....kah3

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  17. Eein AzrynAugust 19, 2012 at 10:10 PM

    Selamat hari raya. :)

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  18. zatul_yayahAugust 20, 2012 at 7:10 PM

    datang rumah saye~~
    tapi kena bagi duit raya dulu...xD

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 3:06 AM

      kalau aku bagi duit raya kat ko...
      aku tapau semua biskut2 umah ko nanti...
      siap balang2 aku bawak balik.... kakakakkaka

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  19. cimötAugust 22, 2012 at 12:48 AM

    mintak maap je? bak laaaa wet raye uncle oiiii...

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 22, 2012 at 3:07 AM

      alaaaaaaaaa.... tadak duit ah... dah sengkek dah ni...
      huhuhuhuhuhhu

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  20. blog-tips-kurusAugust 22, 2012 at 10:16 AM

    tak baik menipu.. nanti masuk neraka..

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    1. ankeljonniAugust 24, 2012 at 1:08 AM

      adeihhhh... huhuhuhu... terasa aku..

      aku pon ada tipu mc gak... tapi sakit2 biasa je.... demam.. huhuhu
      takdelah tipu sampai denggi bagai... gila ah... huhuhuhuu

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  21. TengkubutangDecember 13, 2013 at 11:17 PM

    Klu tipu mc biasa dengo.. tp yg tipu kata sdara / adik meninggal acane lak?? Jgn x caya.. mmg ada tauu kes camtu..nhu2

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