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Sedang aku berjalan untuk memulakan kerja,
aku terserempak dengan manusia yang aku paling
malas nak jumpa dalam dunia ini...






Moral of the story : Jangan curi tulang, bukan boleh kaya pun..





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  1. Everything's EverythingsSeptember 11, 2012 at 8:23 AM

    Hahah.. betul tu xelok curi tulang ;D

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:04 PM

      hakhakhak... ak ah... curi tulang buat pe... bukan ada daging pon...

      kakakkakakakaka

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  2. ShilaSeptember 11, 2012 at 8:51 AM

    huahuahua..

    padan muka..! padan muka..!

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  3. mrs eyzaSeptember 11, 2012 at 8:59 AM

    pukk kena sebijik uncle hihi....

    boleh plak malas nak jumpa bos tapi sama lah kita uncle..kalau blh nak meresap jer kalau selisih sebelah bos hihi...

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:06 PM

      hakhakhak.. ak ah.. aku kalu boleh nak lari2 jauh2 drpd berselisih ngan bos aku tu...

      sbb kalu selisih dia mesti ckp... lu talak kilija ka ??
      hakhakhakhakhak

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  4. BiskOtSeptember 11, 2012 at 9:10 AM

    padan muke kene sound.. keh4. tp klo xcuri tulang, kepala tepu ye tak, boleh stress. xDD

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:07 PM

      hakhakhakhak... curi tulang dgn mengganggu org lain adalah yg terbaik... best...
      kakakkakakakaka

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  5. UnknownSeptember 11, 2012 at 9:14 AM

    rokok gedabak besar.nk hbskn yg tu pn sampai ptg kot

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:08 PM

      x mampu nak habiskan.... takut pengsan...
      heuhuehuehuehuehue

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  6. AujinzSeptember 11, 2012 at 9:26 AM

    hahahhahambikkkk.... kan dah kena sound sedas... koh koh koh

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:08 PM

      eleh... dah biasa... dah lali...

      masuk tinge kanan... kuar lobang idung...
      huehuehuehuehuehue

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  7. ZieMarziahSeptember 11, 2012 at 9:31 AM

    ha padan muka sapa suh curi tulang hahahaha

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2012 at 9:55 AM

    kan dah kena pakcik...kuikuikuikui

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:09 PM

      hakhakhakhak.... elehhhhhhh... dah biasa... x heran... huehueheuheuheuhue

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  9. nazrul aliSeptember 11, 2012 at 9:56 AM

    semua yang dinamakan mencuri adalah berdosa..termasuk mencuri hati anak taukey ko..hehehe

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:10 PM

      hakhakhak... x sanggup aku nak curi hati anak taukey aku tu....
      anak dia sume laki.... kakakkakakakakakaka

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  10. nur anisSeptember 11, 2012 at 10:02 AM

    haha..hambekkk..kan dah kena marah...

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:11 PM

      alah... dah hari2 mmg keje dia nak marah org.... semua org kene....
      walau salah sikit je... huhuhuhuhuhu

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  11. KeriSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:06 AM

    haha.. kan dah kantoi. padan muka.

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:12 PM

      hakhakhakhak...biasa ah bro....
      dah lali kene sound... sume kwn2 aku pon selalu kene... hueheuheuheuhe

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  12. YouSOFSeptember 11, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    Jangan curi tulang, bukan boleh kaya pun..

    Jangan curi tulang, takut taraf gaji kita tu jadi 'terapung-apung'.     ;)

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:13 PM

      taraf gaji terapung-apung itu sudah pasti...
      sbb bos aku kodokut... wakakakkakakakaka

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  13. Hanamiko SakuraSeptember 11, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    rokok gedabak macam tu tahun depan baru habis.. kehkehkeh...

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:13 PM

      x sempat taun depan.... baru separuh je dah pitam.... kehkehkehkehkeh

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  14. Izyan BalqisSeptember 11, 2012 at 2:21 PM

    tu la memain lagi.....hahaha!

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:14 PM

      hakhakhak... biasa ler.... kalu x bergurau senda ngan kwn2... mana best... huhuhuhuhuhu

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  15. ◕ D Y S H A S A H H I R ◕September 11, 2012 at 2:33 PM

    bos memg mnusia plis mlas.. tp mls2 die kayo jugak.. ble la dapet jodik bos ne

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:16 PM

      hakhakhak... yep... dah lah kaya... kodokut plak tu...
      siyut punya bos.... huhuhuhuhu..

      kalu aku jadik bos... aku bg sume pekerja aku bonos 2 3 tahun gaji.... kehkehkehkehkeh

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  16. MunSeptember 11, 2012 at 3:38 PM

    haaa kan dah kena plak... wakaka

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:17 PM

      hakhakhakhak... biasalah tu... da mcm rutin dah... kehkehkehkeh

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  17. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2012 at 4:07 PM

    ahahahaha... padan muka... jgn malas2...
    boleh saya wat ucapan??
    cc: kpd semua pembaca~jgnlah contohi unkle jonni...eh..ahahahaha... btw, dah lama x jenguk ini belog... rindu plak nk ketawa guling2 kt sni...huhuhuhu

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:19 PM

      aku pon nak buat ucapan gak...

      aku nak ucap slmt hari raya pd ibuku di kg, juga pd abg2 dan kakak2 ku, dgn ucapan kalu mkn ketupat tu jgn lupa pd aku ni.

      dan pada syakir rahman aku nak ucap.... siyut ah...

      kehkehkehkehkehkeh

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  18. itu.akuSeptember 11, 2012 at 4:44 PM

    wakakakaka..padan muke uncle....kantoi ngan bos..

    kehkehkeh....

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:20 PM

      oit !! siyut ah... kalu bab gelakkan aku... suka ko ye... huhuhuhu

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    2. itu.akuSeptember 18, 2012 at 11:08 AM

      kehkehkeh...alaaa takpe la sesekali nak gelak ape salahnye...

      hahaha..siyut miyut..den tak peduli...keke

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    3. ankeljonniSeptember 18, 2012 at 10:26 PM

      sesekali hapa.... hari2 adalah....

      siyut miyut? bahasa apa ko pakai.... huehuehuehuehue

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    4. itu.akuSeptember 19, 2012 at 9:27 AM

      hari2 gelak kn bgus....kehkehkeh

      hari hari adalah yang terindah bg den..wakakaka

      ni bukan bahasa sanskrit ke bahasa sunkist...tapi.....keh3....
      ni bahasa dari planet gaban...wooohaaa

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    5. ankeljonniSeptember 20, 2012 at 12:38 AM

      owh tak bgaus... nanti org pandang semcm je... ye lah asyik gelak je.... hueheuheuheuehue..

      hakhakhakahk.... owh... gaban pon ada planet ye... hakhakahakhak..
      ceh!! byk katun best2 skrg... gaban jugak yg diingatnya.... huhuhu

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    6. itu.akuSeptember 20, 2012 at 8:41 AM

      xpe kalo org pandang kite kite pandang die balik..kehkehkeh..

      huhuhuhu....ntah r kan dalam bnyk2 katon tapi gaban jugak den ingat....huhuhuu.....katon boboboiiii best gak layan...wuhaaa

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    7. ankeljonniSeptember 21, 2012 at 1:40 AM

      pastu dia kenyit mata... haaaaaa... camne tu ?

      hakhakahk... apa wuhaa.. wuhaaaa.. pegi ah tgk rancangan memasak ke... nona ke... cerita joran kat tv3 tu ke.... ni tak... katon gak di tgknya... ish.. ish.. ish... kehkehkehkeh

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    8. itu.akuSeptember 21, 2012 at 8:34 AM

      terencat laaa tu kenyit2 mata...kehkehkeh....kite cucuk mata dia..wohaaa....

      kehkehkeh....wohaaa tu ceria kennn..try sebut wohaaaaa dengan hepinye.....

      alahhh nona den tak minat....katon relese tension laa...buleh gelak senyum sorang2...keh3...tengok running men ke...best gak..kih3...

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    9. ankeljonniSeptember 21, 2012 at 11:21 PM

      pastu dia elak... pastu dia pulak cucuk mata fiza... camne tu... huhuhuhu..

      ok uncle try ye... wohaaa.. hmmm... lagi sekali.... wohaaaa.. ceh!! x ceria pon.... kakkakakakka

      eiiiiiiiiii.... dah beso panjang dok tgk katon.... wekk !!
      kehkehkehkehkeh

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    10. itu.akuSeptember 24, 2012 at 8:19 AM

      hohohoho......tidak mungkin, den akan bertukar menjadi papazola...demi sebuah keadilan...kahkahkah...(tetiba ja teringat papazola dalam boboboi)

      dia elak...den pon elak la jugak...dia tak sempat cucuk mata den sebab den dah bg tendangan padu ala gaban...wakakakaka...(dlm mimpi je la nk tendang2 org)huhuhu

      sila cuba berkali2 sehingga anda dpt mood itu...kehkehkeh

      hihihihihihi (malu-malu sambil kuis2 tanah)kakakakka

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    11. ankeljonniOctober 16, 2012 at 11:30 PM

      wakakakakaka... papazola? owh fiza.... katakan tidak pada papazola... dgn misai melentingnya... perut oncetnya.... owh tidakkkkkkkkkk...... kakakkakakakaka

      kahkahkahkah... dia tepis tendangan fiza dgn tangan kiri.... pastu tgn kanan dia terus tarik hidung fiza kuat-kuat... kehkehkehkehkeh

      ok... wohaaa... wohaaaa... woooooooooooha.... aaawooohaaa....
      hmmm... masih xde moodnya.... kakkakakakkakaka

      hakhakhakhak... haaaaa... kuis ah tanah tu lama2.... x nampak tu ada cacing kat kaki.... kakkakakakka

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    12. itu.akuOctober 17, 2012 at 8:44 AM

      wakakakka...alaaa papazola kiut hape...hahahahaha....

      jangan risau dia tak sempat tarik idung den..sebab den guna jurus menghilangkan diri...hahahhaha...blinggggg...hilang... ^_^

      alaaa cuba lagi dan lagi dan lagii.....(papazola)kah3

      ye kuis lagi nih...huhuhuhu....aaaaaaaaaaa..cacing den akan pijak dia,...huhu

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  19. YanayoSeptember 11, 2012 at 4:47 PM

    jangan curi tulang..curi hati xpa.. haha

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:21 PM

      owh... da takde hati yg bley di curi... semua dah kapel2... ada yg bujang... tapi jantan.... watdehel... kehkehkehkehkeh

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    2. YanayoSeptember 12, 2012 at 1:08 AM

      sbb kapel la nak kena curi..kalau xkapel xyah ssah2 nak curik..tp jantan bru la hot you..waddehel..hahaha

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    3. ankeljonniSeptember 12, 2012 at 10:59 PM

      owh... aku x mahu curi kapel org... nanti aku kena tetak parang...

      ceh !! byk ah ko punya hot... geli aku... geli...

      kehkehkehkehkehkeh

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  20. -September 11, 2012 at 6:22 PM

    wakakakaka...den suko part yg last tu...hahahah :P

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:21 PM

      aku karate gak budak neh... kehkehkehkehkehkeh

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    2. -September 12, 2012 at 8:52 PM

      HaiyaKk....hua...hua...hua =))

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    3. ankeljonniSeptember 12, 2012 at 11:00 PM

      oit... sakit ah... aku plak ko karate... hampeh...

      kehkehkehkehkeh

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  21. si robot comelSeptember 11, 2012 at 7:08 PM

    besar betul puntung rokok tuuuuu

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:22 PM

      rokok importttttttttt.... biasak ah... huehueheuheuheu

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  22. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 11, 2012 at 7:44 PM

    Alaa.....sekali sekala kco org....best apa....hehehe....

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:22 PM

      sekali sekala x best... berkala-kala best...
      kehkehkehkehkeh

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    2. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 14, 2012 at 11:52 AM

      hehehe...klu berkala kala kang,mmg xabis abis lew....hehehe...

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    3. ankeljonniSeptember 18, 2012 at 1:06 AM

      tu yg best tu... x abis2... heuheuheuheu

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    4. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 18, 2012 at 11:37 PM

      Hehehe....btlbtl....sntiasa nyakat org erk....

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    5. ankeljonniSeptember 20, 2012 at 12:38 AM

      takkkkkkkkkkkkk... aku mana suka nyakat org.... abg ni baikkkkkkkkkkk...... huehueheuehueheuheuehue

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    6. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 20, 2012 at 8:39 AM

      Oooo....abg xsuka nyakat org erk? Hehehe.....errrr.....bahan ngn nyakat same x?

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    7. ankeljonniSeptember 21, 2012 at 1:43 AM

      lainnnnnn... nyakat tu pada kalangan gadis2... bahan pula untuk kalangan teruna2... tahap keterukan dia pun jauh beza... kakkakakaka

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    8. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 24, 2012 at 9:06 AM

      tahap keterukan berbeza??? cam ngeri juga kedengaran....hehehe....

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    9. ankeljonniSeptember 24, 2012 at 11:43 PM

      hakhakhak... biasak ah... lawak sesama laki kdg2 agak melampau sikit... tapi tgk gak pd orgnya la.. yg tak bley dibawak gurau ,... ak ah dibahan.... kakakkakakaka

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    10. HeNRieTTa JoSeSeptember 25, 2012 at 11:53 PM

      Ooo cmtu....hehehe....sgt beruah kerana di lahirkan sebagai saorang wanita....xde la truk kena bahan erk?

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    11. ankeljonniOctober 16, 2012 at 11:33 PM

      hakhakhak... yep... bertuah anda dilahirkan sbg wanita... tiadalah sesi bahan membahan.... kakakkakaka

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    12. HeNRieTTa JoSeOctober 17, 2012 at 1:43 PM

      ekekeke....bersyukur ke hadrat ILAHI...AMIN....

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  23. eitaSeptember 11, 2012 at 8:55 PM

    cuba kau try jual tulang tu kat kedai makan...wat sup tulang...
    leh kaya apa...
    hhahaha

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:24 PM

      hahahahahahampeh ko eita... kakakkakaka...

      xdenya kaya jual tulang.... sekilo baru 15 sen... maklumlah daging tadak... kehkehkehkehkeh

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    2. eitaSeptember 12, 2012 at 7:28 PM

      tu baru sekilo...
      kau curi tulang hari2 kan....
      jadi tentulah banyak..
      hahahhaharun....

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    3. ankeljonniSeptember 12, 2012 at 11:01 PM

      nak seplo ringgit pon makan tahun beb... makan taun nak kumpul...
      baik aku curi getah sekerap... lagi kayo...

      wakakakkakakakkaka

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    4. eitaSeptember 13, 2012 at 10:36 PM

      ooooooooooo,,.....patutlah getah sekerap aku selalu hilang..rupanyer kau yg kebas erkkkk..

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    5. ankeljonniSeptember 13, 2012 at 11:06 PM

      eh !! mana ada... aku kebas sekerap ketua kampung je ye... kehkehkehkehkeh

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  24. NadhirahSeptember 11, 2012 at 9:01 PM

    =.= bile entah nak insaf nie...

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:24 PM

      hmmmm... entah... (sambil garu2 kepala)
      kehkehkehkehkehkeh

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  25. wanSeptember 11, 2012 at 9:16 PM

    ha...kn x psl2 dh kena kacau ngan org tua tu...hahaha...

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:25 PM

      hakhakhak... alaaa.. biasak ah tu... dah namanya bos... huhuhuhuhu

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  26. Lee-kunSeptember 11, 2012 at 10:57 PM

    curik tulang buat sup tulang and jual, kaya pe? hehe..XP

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:26 PM

      aku tau buat bergedil je... buat sup tulang x pandai... hueheuheuehueheu

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  27. stickynoteSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:30 PM

    hahahhaaha curi tulang pergi beli donut lagi best ooo :P

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 12, 2012 at 12:00 AM

      huiyyooooooooooo... untunglaaaaaa... aku kiri kanan kedai hardware... nak beli donat pemende... sedihs....

      huhuuhuhuhu

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  28. Rien RoseSeptember 12, 2012 at 12:04 AM

    hahahaha jangan culi tulang ma.. mcm mana mau kaya..

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 12, 2012 at 11:02 PM

      hakhakhak... talak bulih kaya ma... gaji kecik tak naik2 ma.... bos manyak kelekut maaa...

      kehkehkehkehkhekhe

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  29. faizal mohdSeptember 12, 2012 at 12:09 AM

    lah, uncle jonni ni jalan sane, jalan sini, ingatkan dah siap keje. hahaha
    dia pon 2x5 jek tak siap keja. hehe

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 12, 2012 at 11:03 PM

      aku part time sekuriti... biasak ah... huehuehuehueheu

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  30. Mawardi yunusSeptember 12, 2012 at 12:35 AM

    padan muka.. kan dh kena marah hahhaa

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 12, 2012 at 11:04 PM

      hakhakhak... biasak ah bro... bos aku mmg kaki hangin punya olang... huhuhuhu

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  31. epalejauSeptember 12, 2012 at 7:07 PM

    entah. alang-alang nak mencuri kan, gi lah rompak bank ke.. ini curi tulang. tulanggg?? hish.

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 12, 2012 at 11:05 PM

      rompak bank nanti kene tembak sekuriti...

      curi tulang lah selamat... kehkehkehkehkeh

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  32. s.y.a.r.qSeptember 12, 2012 at 8:20 PM

    Garangnye bos uncle. Bos aku pulak kalau nampak kiteorang pergi sembang-sembang dekat meja orang, dye pon join sekaki sebab dye pon kebosanan duduk dalam bilik dye sorang2. :)

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 12, 2012 at 11:05 PM

      wah... bestnya bos ko ye... huhuhuhuhu...


      bos aku kaki hangin satu bdn... huhuhuhuhuhu

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  33. Cikgu MaSeptember 12, 2012 at 11:27 PM

    mungkin bleh kaya jika tulang2 itu di buat sup gear box dan dijual di pasar malam..hehehehe

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 13, 2012 at 10:55 PM

      mungkin... tapi jika aku yg masak... maka ramailah yg akan sakit perut dan cirit birit...

      wakakakkakakakkaa

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  34. Tengku PuteriSeptember 13, 2012 at 12:41 AM

    hahaha padan muka pakcik! kacau org sgt...heee

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 13, 2012 at 10:57 PM

      hakhakhakhak... kalau aku x kacau diorg... mesti diorg akan kacau aku.... so... aku kacaulah diorg dulu.... huhuhuhuhuhu

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  35. Fathiyah SelamatSeptember 13, 2012 at 9:54 AM

    yang kau g curi tulang apsal?? memang la tak kaya..ce curi menda lain yg boleh buat kau kaya kn bagus..

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 13, 2012 at 10:58 PM

      ya... mungkin aku patut mencuri getah sekerap di waktu lapang.... kakkakakakakkakakka

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  36. Kotak MancisSeptember 15, 2012 at 1:46 AM

    haiyaaaak... garangnya itu boss...
    nasib badan laaa... sapa suruh p curi tulang...
    haahhahaaa

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    1. ankeljonniSeptember 18, 2012 at 1:07 AM

      hakhakhak... yep... bos aku mmg garang gila babun... huhuhuhu..

      alaaa... ko pun suka curi tulang.... kan? kan ? kan?
      huehueheuheuehueue

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