Sambutan syawal Abg Jonni (episod 2)

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            Setelah diarahkan oleh Kak Long aku, aku pun berjalan kearah belakang rumah atau dengan lebih tepat lagi dibahagian dapur. Dan apa yang aku lihat Kak Ngah aku sedang menyiapkan bahan-bahan untuk memasak. Dan disuatu sudut berhampiran dengan bilik mandi kelihatan abang ngah aku sedang duduk memotong ayam. Kemudian beliau memanggil aku....




Abg Ngah : Hah!! bagus ko datang... nah sambung potong ayam ni, tinggal sekor je nak kene potong. Pastu ko cuci bersih-bersih eh?






Abg Jonni : Haaa... takde... takde... jangan buat kerja separuh jalan, potong kasi habis. Aku nak buat benda lain nih.


Abg Ngah : Tolongler.. aku dah sakit pinggang ni duduk dari tadi, dahlah tak cukup tidur malam tadi.


Abg Jonni : Hmmmm... ye lerrrrrrrrrr.....




         Memandangkan dikalangan adik beradik aku, aku paling rapat dengan Abg Ngah, aku pun redha dan pasrah untuk menyambung kerja potong memotong ayam ini. Lalu aku pun duduk... dan aku memegang seekor ayam yang masih bulat, belum di potong lagi...     








Abg Jonni : Ayam... ayam... ko pernah rasa tak jadi anak bongsu? Kalo ko nak tau gila tensen.... asyik-asyik aku... asyik-asyik aku... Asal ada benda nak buat mesti suruh aku. Ko faham tak apa aku cakap nih. Ah!! ko mana tau.... ko ayam....








Abg Jonni : Kak Long.... dah boleh masuk ayam nih... dah boleh dah ni...


Kak Long : Belum laaa.... nantilah tunggu naik minyak dia....


Abg Jonni : Alah... masuk je Kak Long... sama jeeee... nanti ayam tu kena masukkan gak... baik masukkan sekarang....


Kak Long : Aish.... ko niiiiiiiiiiii.....























Abg Jonni : Kak Long.... Kak Long pernah masuk karaoke tak?


Kak Long : Pernah... tapi dululah masa akak belum kawen dengan abang ko tu....


Abg Jonni : Jom karaoke nak?


Kak Long : Bila?


Abg Jonni : Sekarang.......












Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)







Yeah
I could use a dream or a genie or a wish
To go back to a place much simpler than this
Cause after all the partyin’ and smashin’ and crashin’
And all the glitz and the glam and the fashion
And all the pandemonium and all the madness
There comes a time where you fade to the blackness
And when you’re staring at that phone in your lap
And you hoping but them people never call you back
But that’s just how the story unfolds
You get another hand soon after you fold
And when your plans unravel
And they sayin’ what would you wish for
If you had one chance
So airplane airplane sorry I’m late
I’m on my way so don’t close that gate
If I don’t make that then I’ll switch my flight
And I’ll be right back at it by the end of the night





Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)





Somebody take me back to the days
Before this was a job, before I got paid
Before it ever mattered what I had in my bank
Yeah back when I was tryin’ to get into the subway
And back when I was rappin’ for the hell of it
But now a days we rappin’ to stay relevant
I’m guessin that if we can make some wishes outta airplanes
Then maybe yo maybe I’ll go back to the days





Before the politics that we call the rap game
And back when ain’t nobody listened to my mix tape
And back before I tried to cover up my slang
But this is for the Cada, what’s up Bobby Ray
So can I get a wish to end the politics
And get back to the music that started this sh-t
So here I stand and then again I say
I’m hopin’ we can make some wishes outta airplanes




Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)








Kak Long : Hallo sedara.... Hallo...... dok berangan la tu... sedara oiiii....







Kak Long : Hallo sedara... ayamnya mana? Dari tadi asyik dengar lagu hangguk-hangguk kepala.... ayamnya dah siap belum? Akak dah nak masak nih....


Abg Jonni : hehehehe... tengah potong la ni... tengah potong la niiiiii










....to be continued....

Comments

  1. kelakar lah.../salam kenal..dan slmt hari raya...;d

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  2. cittt.. berangan je lu.. errr... anak bongsu??? eh.. sama la kita !!!

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  3. Patutnya sambil nyanyi sambil pancung ayam tu, baru kerja jadi pantas dan menghiburkan.. ;D







    Tapi sedap jugak suara Kak Long nyanyi lagu omputih kan...

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  4. ni, dah nyanyi terus tak jadi kerja...

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  5. sebelum aku godam page enkau baik enkau hapdate cepat ahahha

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